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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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