{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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Leptostylopsis humerofulvus is a species of longhorn beetles of the subfamily Lamiinae. It was described by Lingafelter and Micheli in 2009.
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Charles Owen (\"Chuck\") Prince III is an American corporate executive, banker / financier, and lawyer. He is a former chairman of the board of directors and chief executive officer, for the brief period of (2002-2007), of Citigroup financial / banking firm in New York City. He succeeded Sanford I. (\"Sandy\") Weill, as the chief executive of the financial firm in 2002-2003, and succeeded him also four years later as the subsequent chairman of the board of directors in 2006. On November 4, 2007, he himself retired from both his chairman and chief executive officer duties due to an unexpectedly poor third quarter revenues / profits performance, mainly due to CDO and MBS related losses, while still receiving a $38 million pay package.
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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